i used to work as a waitress and this one time someones fucking baby threw up everywhere and I refused to clean it up. That wasn't part of my fucking job. Plus they didn't pay for their food and left a huge mess PLUS the puke and no tip. I seriously hate people that think you should let them cut in line because they are pregnant. I gotta pee too bitch! Just because you had unprotected sex doesnt make you and your parasite more important. I'll piss all over the toliet paper for you.
I'm gonna go drink some more. Goooodnight